Bongers have been a real life-saver during my pregnancy.       

                     S.U., Reseda CA

It feels just like rainfall to an ant.                             

                    K.T., Los Angeles CA

If we get out the Bongers, my dogs line up.

                    K.G.,  N. Arlington NJ

I feel like a new person. I gotta check my ID to see who I was.

                    G.B., Princeton NJ

It’s like I’m being touched by strobe lights.

                      L.T., Los Angeles CA

I took Bongers to Dolphin Training at Magic Mountain. They loved getting Bonged on their little blowholes.

                         J.L., Agoura CA

I feel like I just finished riding my lawn mower.

                        E.C., Riverside CA

This is like a mugging.

                      M.V., Sepulveda CA

My baby loves Bongers so much, he took a big bite out of one.

                          S.D., Anaheim CA

Stupendous, salubrious sensations. The Bonger revolution could stimulate the backbone of our nation.

                              B.R., Arlington VA

It’s like taking a trip through the washer and dryer

                  J.J., Mission Viejo CA

My girlfriend’s cat just purrs louder when the Bongers hit his back.

                                    E.D., Burbank CA

It’s almost as good as getting a haircut.

                           J.E., Monterey Park CA
                           (after a brain-Bonging)

After my car accident I had spinal congestion and Bongers helped clear it up.

                                I.R., Sausalito CA

We inserted crystals inside our Bongers to revitalize and energize ourselves when we Bong.

                              B.M., Los Angeles CA

My husband thought he’d have to write Dear Abby to help our sex life because all I wanted to do was Bong.

                            D.A., Broken Arrow OK

They made me smile inside out.

                         A.Z., Venice CA